*misses school one day*
*misses a fight*
*misses a breakup*
*misses 12 assignments*
*misses a dog riding a skateboard*
*misses the shooting of archduke Ferdinand*

breadsigh:

please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

daisycraze:

if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me

panerasexual:

im so sad and anxious i want to cry for a year

aeroknight:

someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked

Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
H2O

some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.

gay8:

softestfawn:

i know we all like to hate on the tumblr radar but im just so jazzed about this cube look at it go

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gay8:

softestfawn:

i know we all like to hate on the tumblr radar but im just so jazzed about this cube look at it go

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brokyen:

my room was getting cold so i went to check if my vent was open and

image

nickelbackthatassup:

when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”

vanessaannes:

i really need a day between saturday and sunday

twlboaj:

on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents